You
have to be tough to be a good Martianaut. You have to tromp around
in a hot space suit and 30-pound boots, with an air pack strapped
to your back, while you explore strange rock formations or try
to replace a frayed cable on a satellite dish. You have to decompress
for 20 minutes before entering and leaving the metal cylinder
where you sleep with half-a-dozen strangers of varying degrees
of sociability.
There
is no shortage of applicants, however. NASA and corporate space
scientists vie with college students from Oregon to India for
the opportunity to spend two weeks at a remote site near Hanskville,
Utah, operated by the Mars Society.
Jamon
Neilson ’99 ’01MS, a technician at Utah State's Space
Dynamics Lab, was thrilled to be accepted. He has wanted to be
an astronaut since age six, when he saw the Star Wars trilogy
for the first time. "I've seen it 100 times since then."
He already had two physics degrees listed on his resume, and he
had just completed his second bachelor's at Utah State, in flight
technology.
"I
wasn't sure what to expect. That's partly why I went. I wanted
to find out; I wanted to get a realistic sense of what an astronaut
would go through, living on Mars."
The
monotony of freeze-dried food was relieved by an occasional fresh
salad of Russian and Chinese lettuce. Neilson was responsible
for building a plant chamber like the one he built for the International
Space Station under the supervision of Utah State and Russian
scientists.
Water
supplies were carefully rationed. Neilson's laptop linked him
to the outside world. The crew had to turn off its cell phones.
Real Martianauts won't use cell phones.
"I
miss the crew," Neilson says, "even though, after about
a week in the tin can, we started to get on each other's nerves."
A
real manned mission to Mars would take at least three years. After
two weeks in a simulated environment, Neilson recognizes the importance
of practical necessities. "The astronauts must be able to
live off the land and farm the resources. The most essential people
will be a handyman and a farmer. You can have all the engineering
skills in the world, but if you can’t fix the plumbing or
grow enough food, you're in trouble."
In
hopes of a manned mission happening in his lifetime, Neilson applied
for NASA's astronaut corps. The rejection letter came as no surprise.
"Thousands apply every year." He says he'll keep trying.
He has the right degrees. He just needs more experience in an
airplane cockpit. -Jane Koerner